I was asked to model this red, white, and blue windbreaker jacket one Tuesday morning. Our "real" model couldn't make it that day. But am I the tall, dark gentleman modeling this American flag windbreaker? Nope. Apparently, I don't have the "look", so they rescheduled the "real" model pictured.

The 15 minutes I took out of my day to model this quarter-zip windbreaker wasn't a complete waste. Personal vendettas aside, I was able to try this on and it's a pretty sweet jacket. And although my ego is SEVERELY damaged, I still think I would have sold just as many of these USA windbreakers than the current model. I mean, just check out this pic: